If You're Thinking Of Becoming A Critic,

Get The Knack Of Getting People To Help You And Also Pitch In Yourself.

Live Long Enough And You'll Come Into Pensions, A Lovely Thing. Presents Every Month From People You Didn't Know Cared.

Acting Is The Use Of Human Experience With Talent Added.

Vice, Virtue - It's Best Not To Be Too Moral. You'll Cheat Yourself Out Of Too Much Life.

If You're Thinking Of Becoming A Critic, Why Not Make Other Plans?