If You're Not Failing All The Time,

I Remember When I First Got Married, There Was A Certain Amount Of Internet Traffic On The Subject Of, "who Is This Beard Who Is Allegedly Married To Ira Glass? Obviously, He's Gay."

I Seen A Pig So Big It’d Block Out The Sun.

The Truth Is, I Just Don't Have That Much Time To See Movies. So If I Get Two Hours Where I Can Actually See A Film, I Don't Want To Go Backwards, I Want To Go Forwards.

I Don't Like That Whole "art Should Challenge You" Thing. Because I Don't Feel Like Art Actually Does Challenge You. I Was A Semiotics Major At Brown, And There's This Idea That Stories Are Better, Books Are Better, And Movies Are Better If They Cocked You Off Your Axis And You Were Completely Disoriented And You'd Really Have To Rethink Everything.

It Is Only By Going Through A Volume Of Work That... Your Work Will Be As Good As Your Ambitions. And I Took Longer To Figure Out How To Do This Than Anyone I've Ever Met. It's Gonna Take Awhile. It's Normal To Take Awhile. You've Just Gotta Fight Your Way Through.