Which One Of You Is Going To

I Never Played A Perfect 18 Holes. There Is No Such Thing. I Expect To Make At Least Seven Mistakes A Round. Therefore, When I Make A Bad Shot, I Don't Worry About It. It Is Just One Of The Seven.

Here Eddie, Hold The Flag While I Putt Out.

I Don't Want To Be A Millionaire; Just Live Like One.

Short Putts Are Missed Because It Is Not Physically Possible To Make The Little Ball Travel Over Uncertain Ground For Three Or Four Feet With Any Degree Of Regularity.

Every Golfer Can Expect To Have Four Bad Shots In A Round And When You Do, Just Put Them Out Of Your Mind. This, Of Course Is Hard To Do When You've Had Them And You're Not Even Off The First Tee.