Which One Of You Is Going To

Whatever Happens On The Golf Course Is Ok, Because If I Put The Ball In Trouble I Know That I Have The Skills To Get It Out Of Trouble And Back Into Play.

It Takes Six Years To Make A Golfer: Three To Learn The Game, Then Another Three To Unlearn All You Have Learned In The First Three Years. You Might Be A Golfer When You Arrive At That Stage, But More Likely You Are Just Starting.

I Never Played A Perfect 18 Holes. There Is No Such Thing. I Expect To Make At Least Seven Mistakes A Round. Therefore, When I Make A Bad Shot, I Don't Worry About It. It Is Just One Of The Seven.

He May Have Gone To Bed Three Hours Ago, But He Knows Who He Is Playing. You Can Rest Assured That He Hasn't Slept A Wink.

You're Only Here For A Short Visit. Don't Hurry, Don't Worry. And Be Sure To Smell The Flowers Along The Way.