If You're Going To Love Somebody, Love

If You're Going To Love Somebody, Love Somebody Who Needs It.

Writing Is Turning One's Worst Moments Into Money.

Expect The Worst And That's What You'll Get Only It Will Be Much Worse.

On Being Old. It's Not Nice But Take Comfort That You Won't Stay That Way For Ever.

Dear Mr Skully, I Have Caught My Neck In A Mangle And Will Be Indisposed For Eternity. Yours In Death S.d.