If You're Considered A Beauty, It's Hard

Some People Say Im Attractive. I Say I Agree.

I Think The Measure Of Your Success To A Certain Extent Will Be The Amount Of Things Written About You That Aren't True.

One Of My Ex-husbands Thought I Had A Breast Job. They Looked Bigger. I Just Got The Proper Lingerie.

You Have The Morals Of Rabbit, The Character Of A Slug, And The Brain Of A Platypus.

One Of My Mottos Is Flaunt What You've Got Left.