If You Wear Short Skirts You Get

Why Are We So Obsessed With Celebrity Culture? We Have Front-page News About Divorces Instead Of Front-page News About Global Warming, About Women Being Abused, About Children Being Abused. We're Going On A Downward Spiral.

I Have To Clear My Name.

The Police Came To Me To Say I Had Death Threats And That I Had To Be Careful!

I Could Get Into Bed With James Bond, Then Take My False Leg Off And It Would Really Be A Gun.

I Can't Leave England.