If You Want To Kill An Idea

Always Postpone Meetings With Time-wasting Morons

Dogbert: So, Since Columbus Is Dead, You Have No Evidence That The Earth Is Round. Dilbert: Look. You Can Ask Senator John Glenn. He Orbited The Earth When He Was An Astronaut. Dogbert: So, Your Theory Depends On The Honesty Of Politicians. Dilbert: Yes... No, Wait.

The People Who Think A Guy Walked On Water Versus The People Who Think A Horse Can Fly.

Your Best Work Involves Timing. If Someone Wrote The Best Hip Hop Song Of All Time In The Middle Ages, He Had Bad Timing.

To Err Is Human. To Cover It Up Is Weasel.