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Authors Change Publishers Because It's Like Being Married For A Long Time And Suddenly You Want To Go Out And Have A Wild Affair! No, Not Seriously, Sometimes The Deal Is More Interesting With A New Publisher, And Other Times They Have More Enthusiasm For Your Books.

The Easier You Make It Look, The More Difficult It Is. Creating Characters Out Of Nothing, And Making Them Interesting - And That's Another Advice I Would Give To Writers.

Men Are Cheaters. Women Are Not To Be Trusted. And Most People Are Dumb.

The Husbands, Who Sometimes Have Another Family Who's Grown, Are Going, Now I Can Spend Time With My Baby. Oh Yeah, I Bet Your Other Family Is Really Thrilled.

Do Not Copy My Style! The First Rule Of Writing Is Write About What You Know, Not What You Think You Know. So, Think About What You've Done In Your Life And Write About That.