If You’re A Black Christian, You Have

I See Guys Who Can't Make 10 Percent Of What I Make, And Yet They Have Four Bentleys, Three Houses, And Four Bodyguards.

Most Parts In Comedy, They're Not Really Written For Men. They're Written For, Like, These Boy-men.

Comedy Is The Blues For People Who Can’t Sing.

Yeah, I Love Being Famous. It's Almost Like Being White, Y'know?

I Took My Alds Test. You Start Reflecting... You Start Thinking About Every Nasty, Skank-ass... It's Like The Movie Scrooge, And The Ghost Of Pussy Past Comes.