Comedy Is The Blues For People Who

Every Man Has To Settle Down Eventually. You Know Why You Gotta Settle Down Eventually? Because You Don't Want To Be The Old Guy In The Club. You Know What I'm Talking About. Every Club You Go Into, There's Always Some Old Guy. He Ain't Really Old, Just A Little Too Old To Be In The Club.

The Only Plan I Have Is To Not Do Anything I Don't Want To Do - And To Never Work Just For Money.

When You Make Drama You Are Like Picasso. Drama Is Whatever You Want It To Be.

Here's What I Knew About Doing A Play: I Knew It Would Make Me A Better Actor.

Gas Is Getting So Expensive I'm Gonna Ride A Mexican To Work.