If You Love Your Job, You Haven't

My God, Look At The Words People Use Today. They Use Profanity Like It's Nothing. Christ Almighty.

One Time I Was Doing A Speech To A Group Of Kids, And Just Before I Get There, I See This Little Kid Crying. I Found Out They Just Lost A Game, And He Was The Losing Pitcher. I Went Over There, Put My Arm Around Him, And Said, 'what Are You Crying For? When Major League Players Lose, They Don't Cry.'

I've Got A Portrait In The Smithsonian. Who Ever Thought That Would Happen?

Grownups Have To Say 'please,' Too.

Sports Has Kept Me On The Straight And Narrow Path.