Always Give An Autograph When Somebody Asks

The Best Possible Thing In Baseball Is Winning The World Series. The Second Best Thing Is Losing The World Series.

You Can Wake Up Every Day And Make Today Better Than The Last.

I've Had Heroes In My Life - Joe Dimaggio, Babe Ruth.

If You Don't Root For The Dodgers, You Might Not Get Into Heaven.

Say 'dodgers' And People Know You're Talking About Baseball. Say 'braves' And They Ask, 'what Reservation?' Say 'reds' And They Think Of Communism. Say 'padres' And They Look Around For A Priest.