If You Live Far Away From A

You Know You're Lazy When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper And Use The Cardboard Roll To Wipe With.

If You Have To Be At Work At 8, It's Always Like, 7:54. Just Enough Time To Do Nothing. To Just Lay There And Go, "i Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even Have An English Muffin!

If You Take A Negative, Turn It Inside Out, It's Still A Negative. You're Just Revealing The Ugly Inside Of Negative So I Say Keep It As Is.

I'm Fine, I Am Just Going To Go Over Here And Puke Shards Of My Own Pelvis Into This Bush.

My Fam Is Just A Regular Family. But All Of Them Have Great Senses Of Humor.