If You Intend To Die, You Can

If You Intend To Die, You Can Do Anything.

I Often Get Asked, 'is The Book Dead?' It Hasn't Happened Yet. It's Different Than Music. Music Was Always Meant To Be Pure Sound - It Started Out As Pure Sound And Now It's Pure Sound Again. But Books Started Out As Things. Words On Paper Began As Words On Paper. The Paperback Book Is The Best Technology To Deliver That Information To You.

I Had No Idea What I Was Doing, I Had No Idea Where I Was Going, But At Some Point I Stopped — When To Keep Going Would Seem Like I Was Going Too Far.

I Think Too Many Comic Book Covers Are Way Too Busy, Crammed With Far Too Much Information, Both Visual And Verbal, That Just Becomes A Dull Noise.

Hey, Have You Heard That One About The Difference Between Me, Wit, And My Loutish Cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, So I Walk Into A Bar, You See, Very Unassuming, And Order A Martini. Then The Bartender, Hilarity, Hauls Off And Squirts Me In The Face With A Seltzer Bottle, Ruining My N Ice New Camel Hair Suit, Dousing My Monocle And My Watch Fob, Soaking My Cravat. So, Do I Let Him Have What For, And Blow My Top? I Do Not. I Simply Say: Sorry, I Believe I Said 'very Dry'.