Commercial Art Tries To Make You Buy

Never Fall In Love With An Idea. They're Whores: If The One You're With Isn't Doing The Job, There's Always, Always, Always Another.

Hey, Have You Heard That One About The Difference Between Me, Wit, And My Loutish Cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, So I Walk Into A Bar, You See, Very Unassuming, And Order A Martini. Then The Bartender, Hilarity, Hauls Off And Squirts Me In The Face With A Seltzer Bottle, Ruining My N Ice New Camel Hair Suit, Dousing My Monocle And My Watch Fob, Soaking My Cravat. So, Do I Let Him Have What For, And Blow My Top? I Do Not. I Simply Say: Sorry, I Believe I Said 'very Dry'.

Commercial Art Tries To Make You Buy Things. Graphic Design Gives You Ideas.

If You Intend To Die, You Can Do Anything.

What People Really Want, No Matter Who They Are, Is Someone To Listen To Them. ... People Have A Lot On Their Minds, However Trivial, And If You're Simply Willing To Sit There Like A Sack Of Dirt And Let Them Yammer, They Will Tell It To You.