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He Gave Me A Look At Myself I've Never Had Before. He Saw Something In Me Nobody Else Ever Did. He Made Me See It Too. He Made Me Believe It.

If You Have To Be In A Soap Opera Try Not To Get The Worst Role.

When I Die I Have Visions Of Fags Singing 'over The Rainbow' And The Flag At Fire Island Being Flown At Half Mast.

If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Am I So Lonely? If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Do I Sit At Home For Hours Staring At The Damned Telephone, Hoping It's Out Of Order, Even Calling The Operator Asking Her If She's Sure It's Not Out Of Order?

I Was Born In A Lovely White House With A Garden.