If You Have A Question About Anything,

Well, I Really Don't Know What The Secret Of Success Is But I Can Tell You That The Secret Of Failure Is To Try To Please Everyone.

Fatherhood Is Pretending The Present You Love Most Is Soap-on-a-rope.

I'm Not The Boss Of My House. I Don't Know How I Lost It, I Don't Know When I Lost It, I Don't Really Think I Ever Had It. But I've Seen The Boss's Job...and I Don't Want It!

Zip Zop Wop Boopity Bop.

The Past Is A Ghost, The Future A Dream, And All We Ever Have Is Now.