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If You Are Wearing A Bandana You Better Have Something Wise To Say, Because You Are Starting With A Credibility Deficit.

The Best Way To Make Somebody Feel Important Is To Try To Assassinate Them.

It Would Be Interesting If Elvis Were Reincarnated As An Elvis Impersonator.

When I Am Holding A Water Balloon, So Many Things Look So Unnecessarily Dry.

Sometimes Heckling Can Almost Help A Set, Because It Ratchets Up The Tension In The Room... Can Even Bring Things To A Climax.