If You Grow Up Fat, You Have

I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today.

T-shirts And Long Pants Make Me Easier To Find In A Crowd, But Also Easy To Disappear In A Crowd Because If I Am Wearing This And Suddenly I Am Not, It's Like A Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak.

I Know You're Supposed To Tell Kids Not To Do Drugs, But, Kids, Do It! Do Weed! Don't Do The Other Stuff, But Weed Is Good

My Job Is To Say, 'this Is How I See The World. Do You Agree?'

Any Book Is A Self-help Guide If You Can Take Something From It.