I Liked Hockey, And I Still Like

Dudes Know I'm Not A Threat. Chicks Know I'm Not A Threat.

I Feel Like If You're In Jersey, You Have To Be A Jersey Devils Fan. Anybody Born Within The Confines Of The Border Of The State Of New Jersey, I Feel, Should Be A Jersey Devils Fan.

My Father Taught Me How To Be A Man – And Not By Instilling In Me A Sense Of Machismo Or An Agenda Of Dominance. He Taught Me That A Real Man Doesn’t Take, He Gives; He Doesn’t Use Force, He Uses Logic; Doesn’t Play The Role Of Trouble-maker, But Rather, Trouble-shooter; And Most Importantly, A Real Man Is Defined By What’s In His Heart, Not His Pants.

Haven't Two Hundred Years Of Failed Missionary Work Overseas Taught Anybody Anything? You Can't Convert People To Anything - Whether Religion, Or Something As Inane As Our Flicks.

Is Man, Indeed, A Walrus At Heart?