If You Don't Know How To Meditate

Life Is Supposed To Be Fun. It's Not A Job Or Occupation. We're Here Only Once And We Should Have A Bit Of A Laugh.

Avoid People Who Say They Know The Answer. Keep The Company Of People Who Are Trying To Understand The Question.

I Love Fishing. It's Transcendental Meditation With A Punchline.

I've Been A Poser For F--ing Years. I Say, Pose Your Arse Off. You Know, Have A Laugh.

A Well-balanced Person Has A Drink In Each Hand.