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I Can Get A Script And Go, "well, I'd Rather Do Stand-up." I Don't Hold Movies In Higher Regard. I Love Making Videos And Posting. I Love Tv.

Earlier In My Career, I Was Really Tight, Really Together, And Knew Who I Was And I Was Confident. I Kind Of Feel In Between Now.

People Can't Help What Topics Cut Them Deep. It All Depends On Who's Inferring - And What The Contexts Of Their Lives Are At The Time.

I Don't Really Care For Like Fat Jokes About Women, Specifically.

When I Was 9 Or 10 Years Old, My Dad Took Me Over To A Neighboring Farm To Help Get Stuff For The Meal. The Farmer, Vic, Told Me To Look At All The Turkeys And Pick One Out. I Saw A Cute One With A Silly Walk And Cried, 'him!' Before My Pointing Finger Had Even Dropped To My Side, Vic Had Grabbed The Turkey By The Neck And Slit [the Animal's] Throat. Blood And Feathers Went Flying. I Had Sentenced That Turkey To Death! Up Until Then, I Didn't Know Where Meat Came From—and I've Been A Vegetarian Ever Since.