If I Have Kids, I'll Adopt.

Letting Your Freak Flag Fly Is Something, No Matter Who You Are, That Takes Great Bravery, Straight Up.

I Became Known For Surprising Audiences. Except Now, If I Surprise Them Every Time, They Expect That.

I Was Sent To Sleepover Camp Since I Was 6, And You Know, It's A Recipe For Disaster.

The Good News Is Hopeful Doesn't Mean Dumb. The Bad News Is Cynical Doesn't Mean Smart.

If I Have To Write By A Certain Time, I Can Pull Through, But Usually I Just Let Stuff Happen, Hanging Out With Comic Friends - Or Bringing A Basic Idea On Stage And Seeing If It Goes Anywhere.