If You Can't Imitate Him, Don't Copy

I Think Little League Is Wonderful. It Keeps The Kids Out Of The House.

If There's One Pitch You Keep Swinging At And Keep Missing, Stop Swinging At It.

All Pitchers Are Liars Or Crybabies.

Third Ain't So Bad If Nothin' Is Hit To You.

It Was Impossible To Get A Conversation Going, Everybody Was Talking Too Much.