Texas Has A Lot Of Electrical Votes.

If You're Going To Cheat, It's Better If You Don't Get Caught.

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

So I'm Ugly. So What? I Never Saw Anyone Hit With His Face.

I Can't Concentrate When I'm Thinking.

Prediction Is Very Hard, Particularly When It's About The Future.