If You Can't Do Something Willingly And

When Did I Realize I Was God? Well, I Was Praying And I Suddenly Realized I Was Talking To Myself.

I Can't Stand Light. I Hate Weather. My Idea Of Heaven Is Moving From One Smoke-filled Room To Another.

What I Like Is Bottomless Flattery.

I Did Quite Enjoy The Days When One Went For A Beer At One's Local In Paris And Woke Up In Corsica.

Films Were Never In My Budget. Didn't Occur To Me Till Much Later. I Hoped For A Long, Good Life, Which I've Had And I'm Having As An Actor. I Didn't Expect The Rest.