If We Had To Go Live Action,

If We Had To Go Live Action, I'd Hold Out For Tim Burton To Direct.

Any Plan Where You Lose Your Hat Is A Bad Plan.

Marie Clasped Her Hands Together And Looked Vulnerable. Payne Flinched. “the Only Time You Don’t Tell Me Something Is When You Think It’s Dangerous, Because Being A Fragile, Sheltered Noblewoman, I Might Faint At The Thought Of Experiencing Physical Harm Like A Common Person.” She Sighed, And Seemingly From Nowhere, Produced An Enormous Cast-iron Frying Pan Easily One Hundred Centimeters In Diameter. “and Then,” She Said Sadly, “i Have To Damage One Of The Good Pans By Smacking It Against Your Thick, Common Skull Until You Tell Me—

Why The Hell Can't People Just Write Nice Happy Stories About People Having Happy Sex? That's What I Want, And I Bet A Whole Bunch Of Other People Want It Too.

I've Also Been Busy Doing Stuff For Steve Jackson Games.