If There's Anything Worse Than Being 16,

If You Tell The Truth You Get Into Trouble, And That's Why Politicians Are Extremely Dull.

I Don't Mind Being Called Snobbish, A Pain And A Social Climber, But Being Called Unkind Really Hurts.

In Germany, Salads Are Assemblies Of Ham And Mayonnaise, Not Trendy Tossed Leaves.

Being Blonde, For Me, Means Never Having To Say: 'i'll Have The Honey-striped Half-head Of Highlights For £200,' To A Bored Colourist In A Mayfair Salon, Which Is Much More Satisfying, Not To Mention Cheap.

There Was A Time When No Difficult Subjects Were Ever Aired In The 'lady', And Sadly, Life Isn't Like That.