If The Scottish Want To Break Away,

Biathletes Need To Eat 6.000 Calories A Day: Six Thousand! That's The Equivalent Of 2 Pounds Of Butter, 70 Slices Of Bread, 112 Eggs, 86 Tabs Of Yogurts, 28 Potatoes, 117 Biscuits And 21 Twix Bars. On That Basis, I Could Be An Olympic Biathlete!

Racing Cars Which Have Been Converted For Road Use Never Really Work. It's Like Making A Hard Core Adult Film, And Then Editing It So That It Can Be Shown In British Hotels. You'd Just End Up With A Sort Of Half Hour Close Up Of Some Bloke's Sweaty Face.

I Rang Up Jay Kay, Who's Got One, And Said: 'can We Borrow Yours?' And He Said, 'yeah, If I Can Borrow Your Daughter, Because It Amounts To The Same Thing.'

Tonight, The New Viper, Which Is The American Equivalent Of A Sportscar In The Same Way, I Guess, That George Bush Is The Equivalent Of A President.

My Epiglottis Is Full Of Bees!