If Stupidity Got Us Into This Mess,

There Is No Income Tax In Russia. But There's No Income.

In Hollywood You Can See Things At Night That Are Fast Enough To Be In The Olympics In The Day Time.

It's Great To Be Great, But Its Greater To Be Human.

They Used To Take Your Horse And If They Were Caught They Got Hung For It. Now They Take Your Car, And If They Are Caught It's A Miracle.

Rail-splitting Produced An Immortal President In Lincoln, But Golf Hasn't Produced Even A Good Congressman.