If Plan A Fails, They Could Always

England Are Numerically Outnumbered In The Midfield.

Fernando Torres Needs To Be Loved On A Regular Basis.

You Need At Least Eight Or Nine Men In A Ten-man Wall.

When I Lived In Rural Oxfordshire, I Was Walking Home Across A Field When I Stroked A Cow. The Damn Thing Butted Me In The Orchestras.

It's Sometimes Easier To Defend A One Goal Lead Than A Two Goal Lead.