If My Time With My Kids Is

I've Met People Who Are Baffled By Children, As Though They Were Never Children Themselves.

I Feel Like I'm A Drag Queen.

I Think That People Who Don't Like Kids Are Awful People.

I Get Anxious. That Lovely Jewish Guilt That Comes With Ancestry.

You Don't Want To Be The First Person To Tell Your 5-year-old, Like, 'you're Going To Have A Life Filled With Disappointments And Letdowns - Enjoy!'