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To Have Your Childhood Dream Realized Is A Really Big Deal.

There Are Days When I Wonder Why My Mom Couldn't Be Here To See This.

I Thought She Was The Funniest Woman, And I Believed Being A Comedian Was The Most Exciting Thing You Could Be.

I Feel Like I'm A Drag Queen.

Honestly, Because It's My Third, I Feel Like I've Been Pregnant For Like Six Years, Seriously.