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Why Do The Yankees Always Win? The Other Team Can't Stop Looking At The Pinstripes.

Two Little Mice Fell In A Bucket Of Cream. The First Mouse Quickly Gave Up And Drowned. The Second Mouse, Wouldn't Quit. He Struggled So Hard That Eventually He Churned That Cream Into Butter And Crawled Out. Gentlemen, As Of This Moment, I Am That Second Mouse.

I Look At My Life Today At 69 And I Think About All The Things That Have Happened After All My Imprisonment. We Truly Live In An Amazing Country, America Is Where You Can Do Things And Pay Your Debt Back To Society And Literally Change Your Life If You Want To.

In The Old Days, A Con Man Would Be Good Looking, Suave, Well Dressed, Well Spoken And Presented Themselves Real Well. Those Days Are Gone Because It's Not Necessary. The People Committing These Crimes Are Doing Them From Hundreds Of Miles Away.

Im A True Believer That You Have A Moral Obligation To Keep Your Employees Honest, And That Is Why You Have Controls, So Im Never Tempted Or Put In A Position Where I Could Do Something To Defraud My Employer.