If My Father Had Hugged Me Even

Sex After One Child Shows Down. After Twins... Ooh... I'll Tell You What It Is For Us. I'll Share It With You. Every Three Months. We Don't Plan It That Way. That's Just How It Works Out. It's The Weirdest Thing. You Know What I Do? Every Time I Have Sex, The Next Day I Pay My Estimated Tax. My Quarterlies Are Due. If It's Oral Sex, I Renew My Driver's License.

The Comics That Are Just Conversing With You Up There And Drawing On Their Own Life, Yeah, I Guess So. I Guess Some Do Political Humor, Some Do Topical Humor, But The Ones That I Like, The Ones That Are Appealing To Me, Were Guys Who Were Just Talking To You About Their Life.

Failure-it Centers Me. Too Much Success Has Me Thinking, All Right, What's Goin' On?

Parents, Just Keep In Mind That Kids Will Always Round Off To The Nearest Obscenity.

If You Are Someone, You Know, With Fame, Whatever Amount, It's Good To Be Married To Someone Who's Not Impressed With That At All.