After 'raymond,' There Was This Big Feeling

If I Have Sex, I Know My Quarterly Estimated Taxes Must Be Due. And If It's Oral Sex, I Know It's Time To Renew My Driver's License.

I Was At Home Waiting For Projects. I Was On Parenthood And There Was One Season Left, And I Was Thinking, "what's Next?" I'm At This Age Where I'm Trying To Write My Own Script, And They Sent This Over And I Decided To Put Myself On Tape.

I Do Still Get Intimidated By Certain Things.

Whenever I Get Down About Life Going By Too Quickly, What Helps Me Is A Little Mantra That I Repeat To Myself: At Least I'm Not A Fruit Fly.

I Came From An Italian House. The Refrigerator Was Always Full. I Never Knew You Had To Buy Food. I Thought There Were Food Fairies That Came At Night.