If Love Is The Treasure, Laughter Is

The Ad In The Paper Said 'big Sale. Last Week.' Why Advertise? I Already Missed It. They're Just Rubbing It In.

In America, You Can Always Find A Party. In Soviet Russia, The Party Can Always Find You!

In America, Your Job Determines Your Marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx Determine Your Job!

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.

If You Have Something Important To Say, Broadway And New York Are Great Places To Say It.