If Love Is The Treasure, Laughter Is

Never Having Alone Time Is Real Tough On People.

A Russian Reversal Quote On Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union Article? How Original.

The Reason Gas Prices Are So High Is Because The Oil Is In Texas And Oklahoma And All The Dipsticks Are In Washington.

My Father Described This Tall Lady Who Stands In The Middle Of The New York Harbor, Holding High A Torch To Welcome People Seeking Freedom In America. I Instantly Fell In Love.

In America, You Can Always Find A Party. In Soviet Russia, The Party Can Always Find You!