If It's Called The Usa Today, Why

This Is America. We Must Defend The Principles Symbolized By Lady Liberty - Unless She's On The Pill, In Which Case, She Is A Giant Green Tramp.

It's A Game. That's Why We Call It 'the News.' It's Just A Game.

What The Right-wing In The United States Tries To Do Is Undermine The Press.

There's Nothing Wrong With Being Gay. I Have Plenty Of Friends Who Are Going To Hell.

I Know That The Pope's Infallible, But That Doesn't Mean He Can't Make Mistakes.