If It Gets Any Hotter In Here

I Married Your Mother Because I Wanted Children, Imagine My Disappointment When You Came Along.

Die, My Dear? Why That's The Last Thing I'll Do!

Hey You! I Told You To Slow That Nag Down! Because Of You, I Almost Heard The Opera!

An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A Pound Of Bandages And Adhesive Tape.

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.