If It Gets Any Hotter In Here

It Isn't Necessary To Have Relatives In Kansas City In Order To Be Unhappy.

A Cigar Makers Organization Once Said That I Was The Most Famous Cigar Smoker In The World. I Dont Know If Thats True, But Once While Visiting Havana, I Went To A Cigar Factory. There Were Four Hundred People There Rolling Cigars, And When They Saw Me, They All Stood Up And Applauded.

I Know, I Know - You're A Woman Who's Had A Lot Of Tough Breaks. Well, We Can Clean And Tighten Those Brakes, But You'll Have To Stay In The Garage All Night.

My Mother Loved Children - She Would Have Given Anything If I Had Been One.

Hey, When I Said Work Fast, I Didn't Mean Your Friend, I Meant The Maid.