If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why

My Life, My Career Has Been Like A Roller Coaster. I've Either Been An Enormous Success Or Just A Down-and-out Failure.

When You Have Lived The Life I've Lived, When You've Loved And Suffered, And Been Madly Happy And Desperately Sad -- Well, That's When You Realize You'll Never Be Able To Set It All Down. Maybe You'd Rather Die First.

Soon The Sun Beams Will Smile Through. Before You Jump Out Of That Bed, Just Know, The Thought Of You Was The First Thing That Hit My Head. Good Morning My Darling.

If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Am I So Lonely? If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Do I Sit At Home For Hours Staring At The Damned Telephone, Hoping It's Out Of Order, Even Calling The Operator Asking Her If She's Sure It's Not Out Of Order?

I Was Born In A Lovely White House With A Garden.