I'm Just An Irish Biddy.

I've Seen The Ticket, And I Still Can't Believe It. When I See The Money, I Hope I Don't Hit The Floor.

Velveeta: You Can Eat It - Or Wax Your Car With It!

There Have Been Times When I Have Deliberately Tried To Take My Life... I Think I Must Have Been Crying For Some Attention.

I Try To Bring The Audience's Own Drama - Tears And Laughter They Know About - To Them.

I Can Live Without Money, But I Cannot Live Without Love.