If I'd Stayed At College I Would

Well, I've Got A Color Telly, And A Fridge. I've Got Some Pork Chops In The Fridge, But The Chops Keep Going Off, So I Have To Keep Buying More.

I've Just Had An Operation, But Nothing Too Serious.

And What Exactly Is A Dream And What Exactly Is A Joke?

If I'd Stayed At College I Would Have Become A Teacher.

The Only Work I've Done The Last Two Years Is Interviews. I'm Very Good At It.