If I'd Just Tried For Them Dinky

Read About Your Case Of Amnesia. Must Be A New Brand.

Let Me Show You How It's Done... Loser!

I Don't Need To Know Where The Green Is. Where Is The Golf Course?

I Learned Early To Drink Beer, Wine And Whiskey. And I Think I Was About 5 When I First Chewed Tobacco.

As Soon As I Got Out There I Felt A Strange Relationship With The Pitcher's Mound. It Was As If I'd Been Born Out There. Pitching Just Felt Like The Most Natural Thing In The World. Striking Out Batters Was Easy.