If I Was Going To Make One

My Problems Are All Behind Me!

There's Nothing Like Opening Day. There's Nothing Like The Start Of A New Season. I Started Playing Baseball When I Was Seven Years Old And Quit Playing When I Was 40, So It's Kind Of In My Blood.

I've Only Read Two Books In My Life: Baseball Sparkplug And Love Story.

My Father Cared A Lot About Me, But He Never Gave Me The Satisfaction Of Really Knowing It. Hitting .390 Wasn't Enough For Him. Nothing Seemed To Be. He Was Not Trying To Be Mean. He Was Just Seeing To It That I Never Got Self-satisfied, That I Worked Hard To Get The Most Out Of What I Had.

A Woman Will Be Elected President Before Wade Boggs Is Called Out On Strikes. I Guarantee That.