I'm A Ballplayer. I Know How Hard

If A Tie Is Like Kissing Your Sister, Losing Is Like Kissing You Grandmother With Her Teeth Out.

Even Today, If The Royals Win Six Games All Year, If They're Going To Go 6-156, I Hope They Beat The Yankees Six Times.

My Problems Are All Behind Me!

I Never Lifted A Weight In My Life. Why Am I Going To Do Steroids? That's Not Going To Do Me Any Good. We Didn't Have Any Weights In Our Clubhouse. We Had One Exercise Bike And That Was For The Guy Who Tweaked His Hamstring. And That Thing Didn't Even Work Half The Time.

If Anyone Stays Away (after The 1981 Strike), My Response Is This - Those People Had No Right To Ever Come To The Park, Because They Aren't True Baseball Fans.