If I Was Ever A Teen Idol,

It’s Funny. I Don’t Like Onions But I Like Onion Rings. What’s Up With That?

I Fail Enough And I Beat Myself Up Enough. I Don't Need Anybody Else To Do It For Me.

I Understand That Coffee And Cigarettes Are Cool, Fashionable And All That. But Agree The Tea With Cookies Still Taste Better.

When I Was A Kid I Was The King Of Mullets. If You’re Wearing A Rock T-shirt And You’re A Fan Of Rush – One Of The Greatest Bands In The Universe – You’ve Got To Have A Mullet.

This Is A Song Called 'the Kill.' But Don't Be Scared, It's A Nice Song. About Losing Your Mind.