If I Only Ran When Nothing Hurt,

I Always Tend To Think Of All Of My Shows As Possibly My Last Show. I'm Like A Junior Springsteen, Without The Underbite.

Well, I Loved Variety In Television, I Loved Sketch Comedy. At 'saturday Night Live,' I Stayed Almost Seven Years.

I Did A Lot Of Ridiculous Television. Between 1980 And '85 I Had No Confidence, So I Did Everything I Was Told To Do.

If She Were A President, She'd Be Babe-raham Lincoln!

The Two Things That Can Hurt You Are If You Need Money Or If You Need Fame. Those Are The Things That Can Be Your Achilles' Heel. But If You Don't Need Money And You Don't Need Fame, Then You're Free.