If She Were A President, She'd Be

Please, O Ye Lord, Keep Jim Bakker Behind Bars.

I Never Read The Tabloids.

I'm Thirty Years Old, But I Read At The Thirty-four-year-old Level.

You Know, Sometimes You Can't Just Take An Armadillo, Put It In The Barn, Light It On Fire And Expect It To Make Licorice.

I Think Abc Sort Of Hoped I Would Be Really Like Carol Burnett. I Mean Literally, I Think.