If I Lack Awareness, Then Why Should

To The Question What Wine He Found Pleasant To Drink, He Replied, "that For Which Other People Pay."

When Alexander The Great Addressed Him With Greetings, And Asked If He Wanted Anything, Diogenes Replied "yes, Stand A Little Out Of My Sunshine."

When Some One Boasted That At The Pythian Games He Had Vanquished Men, Diogenes Replied, "nay, I Defeat Men, You Defeat Slaves."

If I Lack Awareness, Then Why Should I Care What Happens To Me When I Am Dead?

When Asked What Was The Proper Time For Supper: If You Are A Rich Man, Whenever You Please; And If You Are A Poor Man, Whenever You Can.