If I Hadn't Done This I Might

Eggs! They're Not A Food, They Belong In No Group! They're Just Farts Clothed In Substance!

The Trend Now Is To Get Away From Stage Bound Sitcoms.

What Are Children Anyway? Midget Drunks. They Greet You In The Morning By Kneeing You In The Face And Talking Gibberish. They Can't Even Walk Straight.

‎what's The Weather Like? ... It's Fierce Mild!

America's Work Ethic Is Non-stop; It's Not Even Enshrined In Law That Workers Have To Get Their Two Weeks Holiday Money. But Americans Work Harder Than Everyone Else I Can Think Of.